Tales from the gas station

There I was, pumping gas. A homeless man walks up to me, and asks if I have any spare change. I don't, so I informed him of this fact. "That's ok. god bless you." he says.

"Wait." I said. "Why did you say god bless you?"

The next part is absolute gold.

"Because god blesses everyone and everything. Plus it's the right thing to do."

So, I asked this dirty, smelly unshaven man how god has blessed him. He didn't have an answer. He just stared at me for a moment, and walked away completely taken aback by what happened.

Maybe I just changed someones life. Maybe he'll stop praying for a solution and go out and find one for himself. I honestly hope so.

I almost threw up in my mouth

At the hilarity that ensues in this clip. Just take the 10mins and watch it all.
Please. For the children.

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

It's just too easy.

Look up the word Glenn uses in his mnemonic device. Just look it up. A simple google search of the spelling is enough.



Here. It's so easy, i'll do it for you.

September 5th, where are you?

Just checked and discovered the WVU opener against Liberty University will be on television. I have to say i'm shocked, as Liberty doesn't really pull a lot of viewers when football is concerned.

I'll be able to watch the annihilation of Mr. Falwell's football team. If you listen closely i'm sure you'll be able to hear the disgruntled sighs from the Liberty fans when they realize all that praying for a victory was ineffective.

One thing I did notice, however, was very very surprising. You would assume Liberty's team name would be something like "Crusaders" or "Warriors". Nope.

http://www.libertyflames.com/

It's the Liberty University Flames.

Ironic? Maybe. Depends on how you look at it. I think it's fucking hilarious.

We're finally safe!

http://www.familyfellowship.com

It's almost that time

College Football. It the best time of year, I think. With it comes the expectations that your favorite team is going to have a great year, go undefeated, and achieve greatness. Being a WVU fan, the expectations are high, but results lack at times. Good streaks are short lived for a true fan, but man are they great. Last year wasn't flawless, and this year won't be either. Here's to hoping Stu got his shit together in the offseason, and Jeff Mullen has figured out that "zone read left" and bubble screens for 60 minutes = you lose, idiot.

I was going to go on a tirade about the Sunday crowd and working in the restaurant biz, but instead: a video.

If you're a football fan, not even a WVU fan you'll appreciate it.
If you are a WVU fan, there will be some wet eyes. But that's ok.

They're football tears.

Fuck you, Rush.

This video is a little old, but it's still awesome. I haven't watched much of these guys on youtube, but this is pretty good.